Melvin

A man that likes girls named Vayda. Melvins really like Vayda’s because she has such a caring heart and loves dogs. Melvin wants to buy her a bracelet. TRUE LOVE !!!!

Melvin: Vayda is so HOT I am going to buy her a bracelet.

Vayda: I love the bracelet thanks Melvin

They kiss true love

by TRUE LOVERS.COM March 11, 2023

Melvin

a mysterious person who shows from nowhere, typically smart or a wizard

"melvin appeared and then left"

by rgst dyukythgawe4s6 7 June 6, 2024

Melvin

Melvin is the type of person who would get choked and enjoy it. Melvin is a nice guy but sometimes often do mischievous things because he is bored and tends to make other people mad, Melvin the type of person who loves watermelon and kfc. Melvin has unlimited rizz

Bro look at that melvin! Hes so mischievous

by Gunawan47 January 23, 2023

Melvin

What you call someone that can't think for themselves and only cares about his own self. They often hit people for their own amusement and hurt other people, and apparently it's okay to do so if they're a Melvin. They're a bitch most of the time and whenever you stumble upon them you get the urge to beat the shit out of them, but it really isn't their fault since it's their personality to be a Melvin. They sound like a drunk cow trying to talk.

You're such a melvin
fuck you melvin, go die

by meelvinn January 25, 2023

Melvin

No matter how beautiful a woman is or how good in bed she is there will always be that one guy who's sick of her shit

Once you get to know her
Melissa turns out to be quite a Melvin.

by Philth13 January 29, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Melvin

A goof, a moron, a retard.

"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."

by Moe Funk April 1, 2024