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Hooker Bomb

Variation of the "trucker bomb." A projectile spent rubber. While it need not be filled with baby-batter and fresh from a hooker's mudflaps, the following criteria must be met: it must be a condom, the reservoir must be filled with some sort of suggestible fluid, and it must be tied off. Also, the tosser should yell "HOOKER BOMB!" before throwing it at some unsuspecting bystander. The person throwing the hooker bomb should avoid condoms with spermicide if he wishes to write something on said bomb a la "Fat Man" or "Big Boy."
Oh man, that "hooker bomb" had AIDS written all over it. With a sharpie marker.
by Sam-Rod March 7, 2007
mugGet the Hooker Bombmug.

hooker lips

When wearing lipstick, the color often wears off most quickly on the portion of the lips closest to the mouth (particularly after eating or drinking). This is called "hooker lips," as a similar effect can occur when performing oral sex on a man.
You need to put on more lipstick - you have hooker lips!
by Albert VF September 18, 2008
mugGet the hooker lipsmug.

hooker bitch

Hooker Bitch The Queen of Bitches! Hip ,Slick, And Cool Bitch..
Hey!Whats up my Hooker Bitch? You sleezy,slimy, butter-chipping Hooker Bitch..
by Yvonne Isles September 10, 2008
mugGet the hooker bitchmug.

Hookers and Blow

See: Charlie Sheen

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

"The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. My success rate is 100 percent."

'Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."

-Charlie Sheen
by zzzzzztop March 28, 2011
mugGet the Hookers and Blowmug.

Hooker Face

A Female with a trashy, slutty, tired, possibly bruised, worn out and sunken look to her face.
That girl might have drugs; she does have a hooker face
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Hooker face

by Stephanie Mariel March 28, 2007
mugGet the Hooker facemug.

Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.
I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.
by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009
mugGet the Hooker Stampedemug.

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