The Kensington Gentleman

The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.
Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.
by Oliver Kloseoff May 12, 2011
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GENTLEMANS DRIP

This is a slang word for Chlamydia, which can produce a discharge from the penis, or pain when urinating.
Man, I have the worst case of Gentlemans drip! Or

Dude don’t have sex with her, I heard that rick got the Gentlemans drip from her.
by xxxxxmarkthesharkxxx March 14, 2011
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gentleman's handshake

A gentleman's handshake is when one man inserts his hand into a woman's vagina and another man inserts his hand into the same woman's anus and the two men's hands meet somewhere inside her and they give a handshake.
Timmy walked into his mother's bedroom without knocking and saw that his father and uncle where engaged in a gentleman's handshake to the pleasure of his mother.
by Orlando Bich December 27, 2007
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Gentleman's Jetpack

An anal sex position involving two nude men wherein one man is giving another a low-riding piggyback ride.
Andrew is getting a "Gentleman's Jetpack" from Fletcher.
by DTM9 June 20, 2012
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gentleman's flush

the proper act of flushing one's toilet mid-way whilst taking a dump

usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet

especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories

it has nothing to do with poker
after Thanksgiving most people usually forget the Gentleman's Flush and end up clogging their toilets.
by jonathan_cuervo November 29, 2009
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Gentleman's Poop

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.
"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"
by A Gentleman Who Poops December 09, 2011
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Gentleman's Cut

1: A hemming alteration of the sleeve on gentleman's shirt which bares and highlights the gentleman's tricep, while maintaining the general appearance of a normal sleeve.

2: the circumsized area of a penis
1: "Swirling Murphy's, Charlotte, your tri's are poppin' off in that gentlemen's cut."

2: "I met Patrick Swayze, and his tongue knew it's way around a Gentleman's Cut."
by frannydanger August 06, 2010
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