Fed

A guy who thinks he is funny but is actually not

Guy 1: Makes a joke
Guy 2: You are such a Fed

by pseudoymui April 27, 2021

Fed Sweep

A Fed Sweep is when you clean a space (usually your room) to remove all things that would land you in legal or parental trouble. You meticulously clean out these to things to the point where if the feds tore up your room, they wouldn’t find anything.

“Bro my mom found a cart in my jacket pocket the other day. I think she might search my room”

“Bro Fed Sweep that shit. Can’t have her finding nothing!”

by dingus73 January 30, 2024

fed child

A fed child is a person who can be very annoying and irrational. They are are very spoiled people, mostly children, who can't look after themselves. They can sometimes have friends but they tend to act in a way that makes them stand-out. Unfortunately for them, this cause the people around them to leave and they are left alone. There is no cure for this. A fed child can grow out of this when they get older but if they do not, then will most likely die alone.

Plural: Fed children - A group or gang. More than one fed child.

Don't be a fed child
Or
You're acting like a fed child now

by NotAFedChild May 30, 2022

K-Fed you

Mooching money from your rich ex-wife
Make her have kids
Make her leave her career
Make the her Go crazy
Do what The Pimp Manual tell you to do to get laid and paid,
Prophet is Katt Williams -

Don't mess with that dude he is gonna K-fed you dumb ass.

by atthefearossoundingrepetitive February 4, 2009

fed

A word someone uses on you when you've been outplayed and your strategic thinking is too good for them. They usually throw the term around on anyone they hate and use it as a mechanism to cope with their lack of knowledge and inability to come up with something actually creative let alone use the word in the right context.

im a mad edgy kid you are so better than me, you are such a fed!

by SL and windows is noob June 14, 2021

Fed

Used by Roadmen and Chavs to refer to any member of the British Police Service despite the UK not actually having any Federal Law enforcement agencies.

Yo, don't talk to him he's a fuckin Fed innit!

by AHumanBeingFrom02 November 13, 2021

fed

somebody who just bout fat as hell

Jerry: Hey that dude Gary can’t fit through the door!

Liam: That fucking fed.

by pluvioso July 6, 2021