Dick and ditch

When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after

“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”

by Sincerelyabigail February 07, 2019

Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

by deeezznuts May 18, 2011

Blister Ditch

An infected, puss filled vagina.

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.

by Tag Napson August 21, 2013

Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.

I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!

by Ditchpornman September 17, 2020

Ping Ditch

When you send a message to someone (specifically on Discord) and then delete the message before they can read it.

Dude STOP PING DITCHING ME. If you don’t want me to read the message then don’t send it in the first place.

by Epicboy330 August 03, 2022

pickle ditch

a disgusting girl that gets around - hence her lady parts are the ditch in which many pickles have visited.

"Dude, I wouldn't hook up with Emily she's probably got a few STDs from being the town pickle ditch."

by Learn2ride May 06, 2015

Ditch wank

Ditch wank - meaning to pleasure one's self in a ditch with the use of a hand.

I.E - I just had an amazing ditch wank!

by crashandburnds December 14, 2009