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Desk Commute

Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.

Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.

Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.

Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
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desk.27

oh look! It’s desk.27, she’s such a girl boss!!
by desk.27 November 26, 2021
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desking

basically its demanding something but claiming that you are asking it just to sound nicer.
he's desking me but he won't admit it.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.
by lisaisnotasimp April 17, 2020
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Desk Dump

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.
"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"
by Dumpers March 1, 2020
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Clear desks

I want to clear desks with Todd after the boss leaves.
by ComradeDoge August 19, 2020
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desk hour

having a conversation in a classroom or a room full of people while everyone sits on desks or tables.
"why is everyone sitting on the desks?"

"oh its desk hour"
by capibaru November 22, 2022
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fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.
Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!
by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 9, 2022
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