re-collect

When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)

I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.

by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 23, 2018

The Granada Collection

A collection of emojis used in place of words; the only means of communication other than clicking for Sir Clickmilo aka miloman, crackmilo, crapmilo, ladiezman, Lbino , milomilo, obando, cumiloh, and cashmilo.

Normal person: hey man you think you can cover my shift?

Sir clickmilo: 🤔🧐🧐 😱😱😱
Normal person: ?

Sir clickmilo: 👌🏻👍🏻🤤😅😁😏😎🐜🤬😡😂🤤🤔🧐
Person listening in on convo: shit that man just used every emoji in The Granada collection!

by Cum1L0h!!!! July 29, 2019

fap collection

A collection of photos or videos a man uses when he faps

"What's this folder titled "homework"?"

"Don't open it it's my entire fap collection"

by Maxwellmace January 24, 2024

collective corners

When someone eats lunch and then 5 hours later there is residue or everything they ate the whole day in condensed form plastered to the corners of their mouth moving slightly when intense words are used.

Jim's collective corners distracted me from the twinkle in his eye.

by MARGE November 18, 2004

central collective

noun

central collective expounds the institution of state or government. Effectively, any society which has in place a government, is effectively a collective and as such can never be a (cooperative) society. For the simple fact that the concept of cooperative, defines the inherent right of free choice and will in participation by all its members (the general citizen body). Whereas in a society governed by a state, the social bodies participation in and as such abiding by state-imposed Laws and measures, is compulsory and as such the right of free choice and will, is thus void and nonexistent.

The central collective has increased tax rates for the average worker.

by Baron Neville July 11, 2019