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cheesecake dealer

Someone who eats cheesecake out of a gay man's asshole
He's the biggest cheesecake dealer around he's soooo gay
by It's ya boi jerome May 12, 2020
mugGet the cheesecake dealermug.

drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
mugGet the drunken cheesecakemug.

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.
Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.
by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023
mugGet the New Jersey Cheesecakemug.

off your cheesecake

Unloading an unfathomable fetish for cheesecakes, typically when engaging in celebratory activities.
The word is stemmed from the phrase "✰♡✰ onii-chan please add creamcheese to my cherry cake! daisuki onii-chan✰♡✰!"
"Dude look! They are pretty deep... like how far are you bending over"
"Naw dude, thats too sus. Itll be hard for me to jack off your cheesecake!"
by duckduckduckyduck June 1, 2022
mugGet the off your cheesecakemug.

arkansas cheesecake

When you ejaculate inside a person, and then let it drip out to top a cheesecake. Then serve the cheesecake to someone on their birthday
Jo got an Arkansas cheesecake for her 30th birthday
by 417smokey May 23, 2023
mugGet the arkansas cheesecakemug.

Daddy's Cheesecake

The act of your father ejaculating in your arse. Afterword your mother eats it all.
i loved the Daddy's Cheesecake at the family cook out last week.
by Biginfamous May 6, 2020
mugGet the Daddy's Cheesecakemug.

Cheesecake

A person who is more important to you than sex. So, if you had to choose between that person and sex, you would choose them without hesitation.
My husband is cheesecake!
by Jamie Savage August 19, 2022
mugGet the Cheesecakemug.

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