Guy 1: hey you know that standing cat?
Guy 2: yea of course i know the standing cat.
Guy 1: yea that cat is the best stander out there.
Guy 2: yea you cant disagree with facts.
Guy 1: but seriously though, how stand?
Guy 2: idk it will be a mystery for ever.
Guy 2: yea of course i know the standing cat.
Guy 1: yea that cat is the best stander out there.
Guy 2: yea you cant disagree with facts.
Guy 1: but seriously though, how stand?
Guy 2: idk it will be a mystery for ever.
by w5e4drtfyguhiytiugjhiyutfgjhkg May 11, 2021
Get the how standmug. A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023
Get the The Standing Omug. A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.
Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."
Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."
Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."
Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
by Mr. Luxy December 9, 2020
Get the Standing Cervettimug. by ThirdLegJones June 6, 2015
Get the Kick Standmug. When a lady in a dress, skirt or shorts, has to take a piss, either in public or while doing something, usually standing, she "just let's it flow".
Patty was so busy filling orders at the beer garden for event at the park, she never got to take a break and just decided to do a lemonade stand.
Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.
Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.
by Fishercook September 5, 2021
Get the Lemonade Standmug. The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
by thecraigery November 12, 2011
Get the Craig Standmug. by meggymc August 16, 2016
Get the Clam Standmug.