Christian Standard Time

Noun: The actual clock/timeframe under which Christians in groups operate and actually begin whatever it is they are gathering to do, whether it's church service, Bible study, community group, hangouts, social events, prayer groups, or coffee, you are operating on CST when everyone is just that "little bit" late. This can mean five to twenty minutes post supposed-actual-clock beginning time, depending on region, denomination, or other factors, including predominant gender or parental status of the group's members. Unless you have the countdown timer on your PowerPoint before church service begins. Then, you're just a stickler for procedure and accuracy.
"That community group is on Christian Standard Time. We got time to make a pit stop at Chick Fil A for a large lemonade. We won't miss anything."

"Hey guys, nice of you to join us, what, you think we are on Christian Standard Time over here? The meeting started ten minutes ago."
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The act of going to a hotel, getting wasted, and having a destructive orgy that leaves the hotel with many things destroyed, drenched in cum, and reeking like alcohol.
After waking up to a dreadful hangover, john realized he was in a standard vegas hotel.
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Asshole Standard Time

(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.
Why the hell is Steven late again?? Because he lives permanently in "Asshole standard time"!
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Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.
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Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.
Blayney this standard speed test is crap!
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Verizon Standard Time

Is this clock in Verizon Standard Time?
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