puking poodle

when you have sex with your wife in doggie position while they are vomiting into a toilet

Rachel was so sick last night, but I still gave her the puking poodle.

by lusty italian December 23, 2021

Poodle bumps

A term of endearment, like snooky ookums, sweetie pie etc. A nonsense word.

"I love you poodle bumps".

by Somedumfuk Chin Li October 26, 2009

poodle bean

Novice, naive.

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.

by Bend-over November 28, 2013

Poodle perm

A perm created by rolling each hair section with extra fine pipe cleaners. Using 3rd degree heat for an exaggerated period of time to set these narrow tunnels in the hair.

“Yo, dawg! Check out that poodle perm on the old bag that drives this old Cadillac and won’t get out that way!”

by BabySisWeeks December 06, 2020

poodle perm

A permanent wave on a woman where the curls are super tight, resembling a poodle.

The women in the retirement home all have poodle perms and could easily enter the Westminster dog show in the toy division.

by Genwal November 07, 2017

Hoodle poodle

Someone who doesn’t include rice in their diet.

No rice? He’s a hoodle poodle!

by Afraid69 November 26, 2021

Poodling

When you doodle while pooping.

John needed to work on their art so I suggested they start poodling.

by PapaDaPussy April 09, 2015