Call centers and contact centers seem to take great delight in moving their people around before they have a chance to get comfortable in one place thus moving their agents to a new desk location on an ad hoc basis. Office amnesia is simply a temporary state of forgetfullness where you can't remember where you are sitting and end up turning back to go a different route. Its duration commonly lasts only a couple of seconds but very irritating. This usually follows a visit to the bathroom, vending machine, printer or photocopier.
Me: You look lost
Sam: I can't remember where i'm sitting now i've moved desks
Me: That's Office Amnesia - its only temporary... until you move desks again.
Sam: I can't remember where i'm sitting now i've moved desks
Me: That's Office Amnesia - its only temporary... until you move desks again.
by Cyberwulf July 22, 2012
Get the Office Amnesiamug. 1. Any location or environment (dorm, house, campgrounds, etc.) in which bros can be bros and can bro it up to almost no extent.
2. A service dealing with strictly bro-to-bro contact, correspondence, or exchange. Includes otherwise open social networking sites in which the user only adds bros as contacts.
2. A service dealing with strictly bro-to-bro contact, correspondence, or exchange. Includes otherwise open social networking sites in which the user only adds bros as contacts.
1. Dude 1: Why does everyone call Mike's place the Brost Office?
Dude 2: Because there's no rules, no neighbors, and all the booze you could ever dream to have.
2. Dude 1: Did Jim tell you when the party's at?
Dude 2: (logging in to Facebook) I'll check my Brost Office right now and see.
Dude 2: Because there's no rules, no neighbors, and all the booze you could ever dream to have.
2. Dude 1: Did Jim tell you when the party's at?
Dude 2: (logging in to Facebook) I'll check my Brost Office right now and see.
by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
Get the Brost Officemug. Verb - Passive Tense
(Note: The active tense version of this is simply Office Space)
Used when someone destroys a piece of (usually outdated) technology for reasons of utter frustrations of trying to get said piece of technology to work.
Made famous in the movie Office Space where three main characters from the movie take their printer, which would constantly display "paper jam" when none could be found, constantly roll paper back and forth between rollers, and display the infamous command PC LOAD LETTER, into an empty field and proceeded to break said printer to pieces with baseball bats.
(Note: The active tense version of this is simply Office Space)
Used when someone destroys a piece of (usually outdated) technology for reasons of utter frustrations of trying to get said piece of technology to work.
Made famous in the movie Office Space where three main characters from the movie take their printer, which would constantly display "paper jam" when none could be found, constantly roll paper back and forth between rollers, and display the infamous command PC LOAD LETTER, into an empty field and proceeded to break said printer to pieces with baseball bats.
by DarkenPsycho December 15, 2009
Get the Office Space'dmug. A cum guzzling crooked cop who steals weed pipes from kids and shoves them up his ass. He also enjoys visiting all black prisons to shower and get ass fucked. This person is an overall piece of shit and cocklover.
Who's that prick?
That's Officer McDonald. But don't say prick around him he'll get upset cause he isn't sure if he's got one. He sure does like pricks up his ass though.
That's Officer McDonald. But don't say prick around him he'll get upset cause he isn't sure if he's got one. He sure does like pricks up his ass though.
by EveryoneThinksThis October 22, 2013
Get the officer mcdonaldmug. 
The guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a muffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what's left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.
Person #1: Hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? Person #2: Who do you think, of course, the office dick.
by Duece79 October 18, 2017
Get the The Office Dickmug.