penis munchies

the desire for penis

damn i got the penis munchies.
FUCK ME

by ima fucking retard May 7, 2016

micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag

Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies

by Guy_fierri June 17, 2018

munchies

the time when you wanna snack but no snack allowed in the movie so no wife :(
well might aswell snack on that pritty litte black fella over there ;)

Mmmm, im getting the munchies, but no whife :(.
(looks to the right) GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT :0000000000
that fella looking hella snackable ;P
(jumps on that choco gyat)

by thanos big nose=big tows January 18, 2024

Munchie

A doofus who eats everything but food.

This morning he ate chalk and fake berries. He is such a Munchie.

by monkdoc December 4, 2023

Alco-Munchies

when you're drunk and you're really hungry so will eat anything put in front of you

"Dude, I was so wasted I had Alco-Munchies"

by ElC97 July 7, 2016

Premeditated Munchies

Food specifically for munchies bought prior to getting high. This prevents the burden from having to drive or be in public while high

I knew I was going to get stoned once I got home, so I stopped by the McDonald's drive thru for premeditated munchies

by IDONOTSMOKEWEED March 28, 2016

Munchies

From a non-smokers perspective, probably the worst thing to experience if you life your food.
When a person who was recently high feels the need to eat, mostly sugary foods.

One of the main reasons not to live with religious pot heads, as you’ll quickly lose all your good sweet food.

“Where are the crispy m&ms, Jason?”
“Soz man, got the munchies last night”

by cihpaD April 8, 2018