Male Muff is the cup Male ballerinas & figure skaters wear when performing.
A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe
Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo
A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe
Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo
by Un Peu December 27, 2020
Get the Male-Muffmug. by zooromeo January 14, 2014
Get the Muff Divamug. -When someones pubic hair peers over their belt line revealing itself.
-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.
-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.
Did you see the Muff Top on that bitch, it looked like she shoved a kitten in her pants.
(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."
(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."
by Slick Toxin January 20, 2012
Get the Muff Topmug. A professional at cock blocking.A muff-burglar is someone that hooks up with a girl you've been hitting on all night.
Bob: Who's that new guy over there?
Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!
Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!
by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 13, 2009
Get the Muff-Burglar mug. The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.
“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)
by WaffleTown August 20, 2018
Get the Muff Dustingmug. A sign of mental and emotional dominance whereby a male in a relationship spontaneously and without warning reaches over to his seated female mate and casually but firmly pinches her labia together until he becomes bored with the exercise.
by Democrate April 10, 2012
Get the Muff pinchmug. When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.
by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020
Get the Muff trappedmug.