Koala Casserole

Catching chlamydia from a prostitute.

Man, I paid for a girl last night and ended up with a koala casserole.

by SW Oblivion February 16, 2025

Koala

A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.

I don't know if I want to be talking to Natalia, I heard she's a koala.

by TheMeatMan46 November 20, 2017

Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck

I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex

by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025

koala brain

somebody who is really really really dumb

person 1: get ot of here you koala brain
person 2: shut up nerd

by peter‽ February 5, 2022

Choco Koala

The act of sucking toes and eating ass at the same time.

Person 1: this Bitch changed my life g. She sucked my toes and ate my ass at the same time.

Person 2: you got a choco koala ? Damn son your the man.

by Korin June 11, 2018

koala flaps

a piece of Kangaroo meat cut into the shape of "piss flaps" and then tried to be fed to the naive English Pommy

"Here mate would you like to try some BBQ'd Koala flaps"

by Colonel-Briggs November 17, 2011

Koala Cafe

Koala Cafe is a restaurant with ugly ass 6 year olds with slow management

Koala Cafe is a racist place

by riahs3xual on tiktok July 6, 2022