My buddy and I were drinking (Heavily) at a bar one night in the keys after fishing all day. He started hitting on this pretty little girl. As they both looked deeply in to each other’s eyes, all of the people in front of the bar cheered and yelled "kiss the girl". He held her close and gave a long, deep, passionate kiss, but half way through, his shared some of his lunch with her. She ran over to the water hose to wash out her mouth and when she came back he tried to kiss her again. She was not in to it. We were later told this act is called "the Dirty Fisher".
by Big Jon 72 February 03, 2010
After a rousing session of anal sex, Trish was looking forward to some cuddling but instead received a dirty eel.
by Gene Staley June 02, 2005
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by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013
When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off
Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
by MItch111166699 September 22, 2011
when your preforming anal sex and you pull your dick out to see a gapping asshole. You then spit in it and then suck your spit out as the asshole is tighten up.
by lil marc October 24, 2009
Blake slapped Helen when his right ball wouldn't fit in her inadequate dirty gullet.
She welcomed my swollen cock and hefty balls into her Dirty Gullet.
She welcomed my swollen cock and hefty balls into her Dirty Gullet.
by Foster Thomas March 03, 2012