The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.
Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling June 05, 2025
Terminating: The act of violently having a wank which creates the kind of noise you would hear if The Terminator masturbated
Person: Oi mate do you wanna come and throw rocks at cars with us?
Other person: Nah sorry mate I'm Terminating
Person: Dirty bugger
Other person: Nah sorry mate I'm Terminating
Person: Dirty bugger
by Angry bloke 123 May 08, 2020
So calm a person will only fight back to either complete a mission or when attempted to be destroyed by other lifeforms.
Terminators don't "feel any pain, remorse, or fear. And they will absolutely not stop until Skynet rules this world".
Terminators don't "feel any pain, remorse, or fear. And they will absolutely not stop until Skynet rules this world".
by CANT FIND A PSEUDO March 10, 2017
When an ex boyfriend won't stop reaching out to his former girlfriend and with all odds against him, goes to any length to reignite a romantic flame that lost its spark years before. The ex, much like the terminator, will somehow find ways to return and will reinvent his intentions leading people to believe he is an ally. But really he's a middle aged bum that dreams he will one day restore a broken relationship. While he plots and plans, I give Sarah Conor (his ex) the wood she never had and lay Judgement Day on her p***y.
Terminator Complex- The ex boyfriend that still thinks he's got a chance years later. So he seeks former love interest and with no chance, tries to rekindle the flame that will never light again.
by Mr.Beezy October 11, 2021
"I'll be BACK."
I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".
by QuacksO May 04, 2022
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
by michael foolsley January 05, 2010
A rare and uncurable disease of the brainmatter. It is thought to affect reasoning skills and is often a death sentence for those diagnosed. While scientists aren’t sure what causes it, it’s thought to be some combination of watching anime and actively searching up yaoi and other forms of nsfw material relating to anime.
Person one: “I just watched Ladybird. It was a really good movie and I think the characters were written very well.”
Person two: “Have you ever played MysticMessenger?”
Person one: “No way. If I did that I’d catch the Terminal Stupid.”
Person two: “Have you ever played MysticMessenger?”
Person one: “No way. If I did that I’d catch the Terminal Stupid.”
by apple cruncher August 21, 2018