Techniques

"Techniques," as used by prank channel CringeCamTV, is an undefined term meant to confuse whoever he's pranking. Typically, CringeCamTV will walk up to a store employee, show them printed photos of guys giving a light skin stare (his "documents"), and will ask if the store carries techniques, technology, horse shoes, stallion cream, latino oil, lube, or other odd items that he doesn't elaborate on. Again, "techniques" in this context doesn't have a proper definition, but CringeCamTV talks about it like it's common knowledge, adding to the mystery and confusion. Given the suggestive or freaky nature of some of the images he shows, it can be assumed that "techniques" refers to something sexual, but no one can say for sure.

CringeCamTV: "You guys got techniques?"
Store Employee: "Sorry?"
CringeCamTV: Shows light skin stare picture "Techniques. Like, technology type crap. Modified techniques."
Store Employee: "Um... I have no idea what you're talking about."
CringeCamTV: Points to light skin stare picture "So no, like, stallion cream, technology work shoes? None of that?"
Store Employee: Speechless, dumbfounded
CringeCamTV: "Shit, I think I'm gonna have to go to another location."

by OVERDRIVEN32 August 13, 2024

Delay Technique

What a guy conjures up in his head to stop from coming too soon.

I was with this smoke show last night, and one thing led to another, and we were having sex. Luckily, I've got a great delay technique - I just think about my sweaty gym teacher in high school. Adds at least another 5 minutes.

by Mr. Dyche March 27, 2025

Delay Technique

It's what a guy has to utilize in order to slow down ejaculation. Generally thought of as something that, once imagined, means it's impossible to come. Use your imagination.

Hooked up with this model last night ... Had to pull out the ol' delay technique to make it to the 5 minute mark.

by Mr. Dyche April 2, 2025

Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique

When you create a line of cum around one’s property, to stop flamed from flooding outside the property once you light it aflame, most similar to the ancient Roman tactics used in the northern African city of Carthage

“Man, I can’t believe my buddy just used that Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique on me! That dummy!”

by MrBunBuns1496 April 23, 2025

Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.

“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”

by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025

Taiwanese Handjob Technique

A sexual technique including a reverse grip on the penis and a little bit of feet. The feet are used for ballsack stabilization. A chopstick can be used to sound the urethra if desired.

That Asian chick used the Taiwanese Handjob Technique behind the fish market yesterday and I blew a hot load all over her hand.

by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025

Nicole Simpson Technique

The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences

The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee

by queensburykid April 11, 2024