Whatever takes you home.

This millennial update of the Swingin' 60's "Whatever turns you on" is a little bit more cynical, yet more open to so-called alternative lifestyles. Truly a "post-porn" phrase, it refers to the internal visualizations one does as fantasy to induce sexual arousal and ultimately, orgasm ("home"). Loosely, it can mean "Whatever makes you happy" or "There's no accounting for taste."

Gossip #1: Have you seen his new wife? She's half his age, and he insisted that she have breast implants done, and that she bleach her hair blonde!"

Gossip #2: Wow. Whatever takes you home, I guess, hmm?

Or:

Man #1: I'm painting my house canary yellow... What do you think?

Man #2: Whatever takes you home.

by david lincoln brooks March 24, 2006

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Tales of the Desperate Heroes

An awesome series of videos on YouTube. These videos were made by crazyguy980. These videos feature all of your favorite superheroes. They started when Spider-Man joined the Fantastic 4 and had to choose between the Avengers and the Fantastic 4. He decided to go with Doc Ock. He became evil, but turned good again when the Avengers and Fantastic 4 teamed up. Dr. Doom now overpowered Doc Ock and works with Lex Luthor. Luthor works with the now evil War Machine who accidently kills Dr. Doom. Truley amazing.

Tales of the Desperate Heroes is the best YouTube video in the world. I love Tales of the Desperate Heroes.

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