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you are not the father

The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.

Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.

Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.
Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-

"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"

*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony
by ACG2x September 8, 2004
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the fuck point

(n.) The point in an assignment at which you say “Fuck it all,” slap down some bullshit, and turn it in without reading it
You still editing that paper?

Nah, I hit the fuck point yesterday .
by Riviwriter April 6, 2016
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S TO THE FOOKIN T

Harry from sidemen, onece shouted during a video "s to the fooking T" in response to a question relating to wat comes after MI in MI5. He said s to the fookin t because there is a british artist called mist whos catchphrase is " MI S to the fookin T"
Harry shouts "S to the Fookin T"
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Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day

Celebrated on the 7th of October, this holiday celebrates the amazing preformances of Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy in the YouTube sensations: A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. On this day, everyone who loves AVPM/S gets to roll around on the floor!
Person 1: Dude why are you rolling around on the floor?
Person 2: It's "Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day" duh!
Person 1: AWESOME! I LOVE AVPM!
by dailey13 October 6, 2010
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step the fuck up kyle

This is a famous vine that many people know and love.
I personally enjoy telling every Kyle I meet to step the fuck up.
by DON'T EAT DEM TIDEPODS February 26, 2018
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

I went through The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test
by The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test October 28, 2017
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bringing the midpack to the function

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.
Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy
by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022
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