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SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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Skimmer

Last night, that girl wore the hottest skimmer.
by The Big Chris March 1, 2024
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slimmerz

She’s a cute slimmerz
by Zess24 March 21, 2024
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SHIMMER SPHINCTER

Is when you get horn fucked by a unicorn horn and then deficate glitter.
My unicorn friend Majestra came over and fucked me with his horn for my birthday in turn giving me the best shimmer sphincter that I ever had.
by MiniThick January 1, 2025
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simmersome

The act of entertaining multiple trains of thought in hopes that their amalgamation leads to a unique idea—similar to the phrase 'sleep on it'.
Person 1: Any of these strategies appeal to you?
Person 2: Too early to tell, I'll get back to you after I simmersome.
by StreetNight February 21, 2025
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Stimmer

A derogatory slur against a person or autistic persons
“At least I’m not a stimmer.”
by Dontsayslurs6677 February 10, 2026
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Skimmer Dits

Someone who or the action of skipping details.
"It isn't the UK Navy, skimmer dits, it is the Royal Navy".
by ENSIGPRS June 13, 2025
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