there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

hot swallow

When you eat a too-hot bite of food, and it's so hot you can feel it in your back.

"That soup gave me the hot swallow. I can feel it in my back."

by tvsock March 4, 2009

guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...

Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.

by franksforthememories May 10, 2016

Bumpy Swallow

A blowjob given in a moving rv

She gave me a bumpy swallow on the way to destin yesterday

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

SWALLOWER FOLLOWER

(Noun) Fans, subscribers, and followers of those who swallow (oral). i.e. supporters and sponsors know to promote the throat goat.

-Rob'bery aka Phil LaQuey 2025

I just found this hot ass chick on You Tube and she has an OF... I already signed up you know I'm a Swallower Follower.

by Rob'bery March 30, 2025