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there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
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This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012
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a valid excuse to say when ur choking
"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
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Snake swallow

The act of a girl putting one's testicles in their mouth then proceeding to to suck them down in to their throat for ultimate suction pleasure.
Dude, i think im in love!
Really?
Yeah, this girl can snake swallow!
by FratDaddy22 December 4, 2010
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pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.
yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords
by gregtothew May 13, 2011
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swallowing the washing

where a female wearing some tights shorts or trousers is showing her underwear riding up her bottom crack
by big criss February 22, 2009
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hot swallow

When you eat a too-hot bite of food, and it's so hot you can feel it in your back.
"That soup gave me the hot swallow. I can feel it in my back."
by tvsock March 4, 2009
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