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there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
mugGet the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horsemug.
This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012
mugGet the Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at itmug.
a valid excuse to say when ur choking
"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
mugGet the i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywheremug.

hefty swallow

When you shove your whole cock in her throat and she swallows your cum whole
Yo i gave my girl a hefty swallow
by Nger3333 November 5, 2020
mugGet the hefty swallowmug.

Swallow my spit

To admit one's guilt
Max: "You didn't tell me that would happen"
Austin: "I know, I'm gonna swallow my spit, I was wrong"
by IDK123IDK123IDK123IDK123 June 5, 2024
mugGet the Swallow my spitmug.

swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.
danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.
by tommytigger December 2, 2011
mugGet the swallowed a porcupinemug.

SWALLOWER FOLLOWER

(Noun) Fans, subscribers, and followers of those who swallow (oral). i.e. supporters and sponsors know to promote the throat goat.

-Rob'bery aka Phil LaQuey 2025
I just found this hot ass chick on You Tube and she has an OF... I already signed up you know I'm a Swallower Follower.
by Rob'bery March 30, 2025
mugGet the SWALLOWER FOLLOWERmug.

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