A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 07, 2013
This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 08, 2012
"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023
She’s really pretty and I love her sm but she can be a little rude but I still love her to the death of me she may have a bit of trauma but she’s my little pig🥰
by Bellaisdabest December 10, 2023
Actions of a pill-head.
by Palmtree18 December 17, 2021
She works in the red light district; on the street they call her the moneyshot swallower because of of her incredible blow job and cum swallowing skills
by MissDiva December 27, 2024
by MissDiva December 27, 2024