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Starving Bullshit Artist

An individual who takes part in some sort of artistic endeavor and according to themselves lives an "artists life" but in reality has no discipline to develop their "art" any further than what it is currently and instead invents ways to manipulate their friends, coworkers, and family in order to maintain their despicably hedonistic lifestyle at the expense, chagrin, and demise of themselves, those around him or her, and society at large. And what's worse is that they are able to attract people's attention by any number of sense impressions and reduce almost any experience to empty hedonism while keeping this emptiness veiled by pushing yet another form of pleasurable experience.

They are "starving" because they crave the same things they push on to others, but their cravings prevent them from doing anything truly valuable for themselves or others. They are "bullshit artists" because they offer little that is truly valuable but only maintains their own hedonism and emptiness and encourages the same in others.
The craft beer industry is full of starving bullshit artists. People who have no true talent and offer nothing intrinsically valuable.
by donotsufferkundabuffer February 6, 2018
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Starving kids in Africa

Noun: those kids you see on those ASPCA or UNICEF or something, usually you can count their ribs

Verb: used widely by mothers towards their children, when they haven't finished their food (mostly vegetables) to represent that they are lucky to have food
Adj: used to describe a African kid, but they have to be from Africa and not like a Muslim African like dark skin ass one
Starving kids in Africa:
White child; Mom! I'm full gonna go play more COD now cuz thats all I do and have not freakin life and will probably end up shooting my school!
White mother, or black you pick; You didn't finish your vegetable yet, you know that staring kids in Africa don't get anything
by 2npwanc March 6, 2017
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starving artist

The act of calling out your own name when achieving orgasm during masturbation.
After a Starving Artist in the bathroom, Casey wrote more poetry about the immolation of his acrid soul.
by aggrobot October 18, 2006
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feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

Adjective: the action of eating and taking a dump simultaneously.
Dammit, why are you eating ice cream while you shit? You're feeding the devil and starving the Lord.
by VolMoose November 6, 2011
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squirting

your mom was squirting
by Negroemale June 2, 2018
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Squirting Vagina

When a female gets mad at a male she bends over wherever she may be (i.e. in the living room, at work or the playground) and marinades his face with vaginal dishcharge.
When Candycane was on the playground, Micah would not talk to her and thought her ideas were dumb so she bent over, pulled up her skirt and squirt her vagina in his face. What Candy did was the Squirting Vagina.
by Vdisharge April 22, 2010
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Stratting

the act of crying in an attempt to get ones own way or to achieve sympathetic approval from a superior
hes stratting again.
he got the job by stratting.
by alf May 14, 2003
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