Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man
Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)
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Shitty straw

When someone is sucking ass too hard and sucks shit right out of the ass hole
Omg bro that was a nasty shitty straw
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Southern Straw

A male sexual appendage, usually in the southern region.
“Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”

“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”
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straw head

He' s not into rock, he's a straw head
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Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob
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Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
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straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz
Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.
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