Mexican STD

An unwanted pregnancy.

Did you hear that Caroline has a Mexican STD?

by PSD PRIDE December 2, 2011

Non Tell STD

A sexually transmitted disease that is not important enough to have the "I have an STD" conversation with another person.

Crabs would be a Non Tell STD included while ghonneria is not.

by Skip Kennewick October 20, 2008

Ear STD

The tingly and/or itchy feeling you get in your ear canal after inserting an earbud that was barrowed by a friend.

I always use protection to avoid catching an ear STD. Therefore, I use Skullcandy.

by RainboWarrior January 28, 2011

you put the std in stud

A stud that has an std that fucks a lot of girls.

"You fucked my bestfriend and came to me? You put the std in stud!"

by URAWESOME September 6, 2011

Personality STD

Someone who is the human equivalent to all the symptoms of an STD.

A person with personality STD personifies symptoms including but not limited to: warts, oozy abscesses, itchiness, redness, inflammation of the rectum, and death.

These individuals use a form of bugchasing; they wish to contract personality STD and find delight in giving others personality STD. Unlike the traditional term if bugchasing, these individuals use stupidity as a form to contract and give this disease, as opposed to not wearing a condom.

Aaron: Government should regulate anything. Like lead paint. I mean, what, 4 or 5 kids must have died? I know this sounds harsh but, does the market have to suffer if a few kids die? I know I would give my kids lead painted toys.

Sophie: It causes severe brain damage.

Aaron: Well, thats not true. But if it was, then that would only happen if they put it in their mouth, and that's the parents fault. I mean, tell your toddler to stop putting things in its mouth.

Sophie: Stop trying to give me your personality STD.

by Jucier May 21, 2013

Dog STD’s

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD

“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”

by Special E.D June 17, 2018

Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =

Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.

by HanLono April 23, 2013