Spud

to fist bump someone.

why didn’t you spud mike earlier ?

by riphonda August 23, 2022

dirty sack of spuds

A man with big upper body and small legs with a shit name like "damo"

Damnian Lang you look like a dirty sack of spuds

by Dirty Pablo September 23, 2017

Spud

Noun;

Originally used to be slang for potato.
Currently, it's millenial slang for wannabe-celebrity fuckboys who want to cash in on the popculture popularity with potatoes and memes and try to ride that wave into fame and fortune; generally in every urban region in the world except antarctica.

oh my fucking god, he's in college and he's still such a spud
Jared is such a spud, he needs therapy

by lightsaberinmypants April 5, 2017

Spud

The act of you and your absolute don't dropping a fat nut into a rude girl then dropping your mate a spud after.

Yo bro we gonna spud that girl tonight.

by Jakerichy44 July 2, 2017

Spud

An old mobile phone with a camera that takes poor quality photos and/or videos. So poor that it is considered to be no better than a potato.

Sorry about the quality of that video, I took it with my spud.

by lolfourby September 1, 2020

Spud Kelly

Same as Dap, or Respek Knuckles.

Derived from the boxer by the same title.

The friends greeted with a Spud Kelly.

by Dickens Heighdor April 13, 2008

Spud tongue

The little hanging or middle piece of a woman’s vagina

Holy smokes Clyde, ol Malinda got her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024