Spanish Person Time

At least 3 hours ahead of the time you say to meet/have a get together.

Them: Why aren't you ready for the party, it says 2PM on the invite and it's 1:45PM!

Me: Relax, they are on Spanish Person Time(SPT) we don't have to be there until 5PM at the earliest.

by Desanto846 February 5, 2023

Spanish Inquisition

Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by Han’s blaster February 15, 2023

El Spanish

Basically what you hear when someone is very new to Spanish.

Spanish Person: "What's Spanish in Spanish?"
Dumbass: "El Spanish."
Spanish Person: "..."

by someotherkid2021 December 6, 2017

Super Sanity

Super Sanity is when you have reached a point that you are so sane that you may appear crazy to the world.

The Joker is not insane, infact I believe he reached a point of super sanity where he realised that his universe is not real.

by GodIsGone June 9, 2018

Angry Spaniard

A sex act involving rinsing the contents of t-shirt after a hot yoga session into your partner's mouth at the point of climax. Usually punctuated with shouts of "Ándale Ándale".

My neighbours are pissed at me, I woke the whole building last night doing the angry Spaniard

by Bhutan Dan August 30, 2019

Gasps in Spanish

Typed like *gasps in Spanish* , it is text lingo used for when something is just SO totally unbelievably crazy, you have to change your language to believe it. (If you already speak Spanish, you’re doing the right thing).

Friend- “I’m pregnant”
You- *gasps in Spanish*

by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

Spanfrans hand sanitizers

Drugs the spanfrans made from a kangaroos hand gel.

The spanfrans hand sanitizers tastes good.

by BellaTaeStanThx July 2, 2020