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derogatory slamming

Slamming shit with the purpose of letting somebody else know you're angry and upset. (ex. Cabinets, Doors, Refrigerator doors, etc.)
"Did you hear that?"

"Mom's starting with her derogatory slamming."

(The kid forgot to take out the trash.)
by Lexedenm June 23, 2022
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vagina slamming

the act of thrusting your dick as hard as humanly possible into a woman's vagina at the same time you are cumming there for making the woman's vagina into a cemen geyser
"i was getting the vagina slamming so hard last night"
by crecker February 26, 2023
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Crash slamming

When you get so drunk you fuck a transgender.
Im Crash slamming after Friday because it's Saturday morning.
by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023
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Winston slamming

The act of getting a huge genetically engineered gorilla with a huge erection and letting him slam his meat in you.
Chase: “hey how was the zoo yesterday?”. Isabel; “well, it was a gamble as I almost died from the winston slamming at the gorilla park”.
by BreadsThickLoaf December 2, 2024
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Spum/Spumming

The phenomenon of "spum" can be best explained as the action of turning oneself (or by the manipulation of another) at a speed in which centripetal force is sufficient to force the expulsion of reproductive fluid from the body in a way that simulates orgasm. suffice it to say it's a combination of the words "spin" and "cum".
"After a long had day, what better way to wind down than to spum until I pass out."

"I'm going to be spumming for a couple hours babe don't come into my room."

Spum/Spumming.
by Big spum Ltd. July 2, 2024
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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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