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The Sober Game

When you are under the influence of narcotics and become forced into a situation where it is expected or necessary to act normal you must play "the sober game". During "the sober game" you must consciously attempt to appear sober despite the influence of the drugs and/or alcohol that are currently affecting your state of mind.
1) -"Wow, it's already midnight? I have to get home and I'm still pretty fucked up."
-"Will your parents be waiting up for you again?"
-"I hope not, but it's alright, I'll just play the sober game, I'm a pro at this point."

2) -"Dude, pass me the blunt."
-"Yeah, that's potent stuff bro... Oh shit! Are those lights behind us?!"
-"Damn, those are the cops dude, what are we going to do?"
-"Fuck, all we can do is buck up and play the sober game."
by Papa Wumbo the dirtiest uncle January 27, 2014
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Ana Sober

She smells really good, hates men and laugh at her own jokes. Some people say she looks like a model but no. You can also call her "aninha".

"Ana Sober" can also be used as an adjective .
This girl is so dumb I'm calling her Ana Sober
by madonnw August 31, 2017
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Princess sober

A female living the sober life against her wishes. She tends to wear cranky pants
I'm totally Princess Sober today. You have been warned.
by j•e•n-nif•e•r September 30, 2020
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savannah sober

Post on social media that you’re done with the drinking, coke and bar hopping. Make a post 4-5 times a week saying how much better you feel being sober. Show up at the bar 2 weeks later drinking and doing doing blow.
“ I thought Stephanie was sober”
That bitch is just Savannah Sober”
by Myles1628 July 8, 2022
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wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol
1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!
by mistersalamander July 30, 2023
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Eastern Shore Sober

Living on the Eastern Shore of Maryland living life all while being a fully functional alcoholic. But hey we don't do drugs (weed is not a drug ).

Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.
1) Nah man I am still Eastern Shore Sober. I only had 10 , tenies(10 oz bud lights found only in MD) so I am good to go for a country ride.
by gigiti April 1, 2021
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Uncle Al Sober

One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.
Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?

Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.

Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.
by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022
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