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button smuggler

Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.
When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.
by SuperXY January 1, 2014
mugGet the button smugglermug.

Mud Smuggler

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.
mugGet the Mud Smugglermug.

Dung smuggler

/dəNG sməɡ(ə)lər/
Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.
John has so much anal sex he would make a ton of cash as a dung smuggler
by Nunogonewild June 16, 2018
mugGet the Dung smugglermug.

Penis smuggler

A person who steals male penises, and transports them to the trans people. They smuggle penises.
My penis got stolen by that penis smuggler
by Chicle man June 3, 2020
mugGet the Penis smugglermug.

hamster smuggler

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week
by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020
mugGet the hamster smugglermug.

Rainbow smuggler

A magic bottle, meant to spread happiness.
Jim opened his rainbow smuggler, drank the contents and found bliss.
by Notsocunninglinguist December 19, 2018
mugGet the Rainbow smugglermug.

Grape Smuggler

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.
by Princess Andi January 26, 2024
mugGet the Grape Smugglermug.

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