Baretta smoke

verb - to hold a cigarette between the lips as if smoking, but never light the cigarette, as made relatively famous by Baretta, 70's T.V. detective.

I have a sore throat, so I'm just gonna Baretta smoke this one.

by majorwood May 13, 2009

smoking j's

j - joint...you know....not fucking with blunts tho

wanna smoke this J after class?

Nah man lets smoke it now

did you know khalifa smokes 28 j's before he performes

who loves smoking j's

by SLO420PRO July 5, 2018

Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.

She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.

by JWAYNE May 14, 2006

Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.

fartpoop smokepooping

by Reptile Guy November 8, 2009

Smoke the hopium

Deliberately filling yourself with false hope about any given situation. Similar to "drinking the kool-aid."

That idea is never going to work, you really must like to smoke the hopium.

by Daylorb March 16, 2011

Smoke Nazi

A smoke Nazi is a bigot who is wholly intolerant of people who choose to smoke tobacco.

Smoke Nazis often will walk up to people casually smoking and tell them to fuck off, or otherwise be an ass.

They also assume that all people who smoke tobacco (or hookah, or whatever) are knuckle-dragging monkeys with low IQs.

See also: Meat Nazis (vegetarians who bitch at others who eat meat)

So I was standing outside the bar dragging on a cig and this Smoke Nazi comes up to me and drunkenly bitches me out. What the hell? Fucker could have kept moving and not been an asshole.

by Fancy Feast August 22, 2007

smoked up

To be high

to be under the influence of marijuana

** Did you see Henry today ? That fool was all smoked up.

by EvilOldSchool May 7, 2015