making smoke

Farting while walking.

Picture the fart being visible, then it would look like when battleships or tanks would make smoke to obscure themselves in battle.
Dude, I was making smoke on the way to the elevator and when I turned around I notice the boss was following me the whole way. AWWWKward.
by Bdoserror March 31, 2011
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Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.
She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.
by JWAYNE May 04, 2006
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Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.
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by Reptile Guy November 08, 2009
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Smoke the hopium

Deliberately filling yourself with false hope about any given situation. Similar to "drinking the kool-aid."
That idea is never going to work, you really must like to smoke the hopium.
by Daylorb March 01, 2011
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Smoke Nazi

A smoke Nazi is a bigot who is wholly intolerant of people who choose to smoke tobacco.

Smoke Nazis often will walk up to people casually smoking and tell them to fuck off, or otherwise be an ass.

They also assume that all people who smoke tobacco (or hookah, or whatever) are knuckle-dragging monkeys with low IQs.

See also: Meat Nazis (vegetarians who bitch at others who eat meat)
So I was standing outside the bar dragging on a cig and this Smoke Nazi comes up to me and drunkenly bitches me out. What the hell? Fucker could have kept moving and not been an asshole.
by Fancy Feast August 19, 2007
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smoked up

** Did you see Henry today ? That fool was all smoked up.
by EvilOldSchool May 06, 2015
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