Skyward Sword

One of the worst pieces of shit in media ever with the worst story imaginable. IT contains a corny and toxic romance between link and Zelda, a mean crybaby Zelda, a clingy selfish Link, a final boss that is a villain for no reason, and a forced ending that didn't make sense.

Person 1: I hate Skyward Sword because of the motion controls and linearity but loved the story and characters. Zelink was such a cute couple and Zelda was so funny and sweet.
Me: Are you kidding me? The story and characters was what made the game so bad in the first place and zelink is toxic, Zelda is a bitch, she ain't funny at all nor is she as sweet as you think it is. She loves to push her boyfriend, yells at him, wakes him up for no reason, and Link is still clinging to her like a son would with his goddamn mother.

by PurpleandRed October 31, 2019

Sybariticist

- n. -

Of or pertaining to a Sybarite in the nautical sense; one who is sybaritic in their ocean travel accommodations.

2. A Niklas (see definition).
3. Someone who enjoys living in the lap of eternal luxury while sailing the seven seas. A high-maintenance cruise traveler.

That woman is a sybariticist. She travels only on the most luxurious cruise lines to get from one country to another!

by JetCruiser July 19, 2010

skibard

Skibards tend to develop genital warts on their upper body soon after birth
A feeble human being
A poor excuse for a person

Mark M
Daniel baker
a skibard

by The skid May 17, 2011

SkyBacon

A phrase used as a shortened version of 'and pigs might fly'.

Jez: Did you hear that Terry is going to help Shannon move house?

Dez: That's total SkyBacon man, they hate each other....

by PaladinOrc July 2, 2011

Skylar Gannoned

The act of doing that great benefits ones self for a short period of time while greatly damaging the existence of others.

Boy 1: I just... he... well he just completely Skylar Gannoned me...
Friend 1: I know man... shit happens all the time

by Joesph Stalin Jr. December 9, 2013

Skyzard

White trash, black trash, brown trash, yellow trash, purple trash commonly seen creeping around parking lots, gas stations, and penny slot machines with nothing on their brain other than scurrying. Skank person, male, female or transgender who moves around short meaningless areas with the body language of a lizard.

While paying for gas a skzard approached me, only to turn around and creep behind the pump brainlessly ... Most likely returning to Skyzard Row.

by Carmegeeto McGallen October 12, 2016

skybrows

When a girl, usually a pasty faced white girl from Suburbia , is trying so hard to emulate that authentic "Gangsta bitch" Schwagger in her strut that she go's so far as to: Drinkin' Four Loco malt liquor outta brown paper bags, wearing sports gear for teams she doesn't even follow or have a clue as to which teams plays which sports even, getting a 'Mi vida loca' tattoo between her thumb and her index finger, rockin' wife beaters and Dickey gear button up's,and wearing tacky brown lip liner under cherry flavored lip gloss..This very same girl (yes, men do this too but we have a different word for that) is also the girl who shaves off her EYE-BROWS Only to later on change her mind, ( aprox 20 min later,btw)and then, for whatever reason, decides she now wants'em back on her face so she stencils them on with a Sharpe marker and has the nerve to think this shit actually looks good..I call these "Skybrows" because this girl embellishes and exaggerates her new look by going so Gawdy as to make herself look like a clown in a hacker flick...Her skybrows arch so high in the sky that they look like McDonalds arches on her forehead...

"Damn foo, tell yer boochie ta tone down her skybrows, how does she do her make up anyway, with a fuckin' paintball gun"

by Crudeoilinkstain September 13, 2016