Sit Downsies

When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.

John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.

by Sandwich Mike December 22, 2009

sit and scroll

When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.

“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “

by Chopped basil July 29, 2019

Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.

"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."

by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022

sit roasted

When you only sit on the biggest of dicks by a campfire.

Wow, Lu loves getting sit roasted when he goes camping, isn't he a big gay?

by JonVonBovi July 13, 2018

sit-ins

When a group of people feel it is neccessary to protest for a certain cuase but are too lazy to march on a capital and way too freaking hungry to go on a fast...

by Ebot March 21, 2003

Man Sitting

When a group of people sit an unnecessary amount of people on one side of the booth when there is obvious space around the table.

Why dont you come sit on this side of the table so we can be man sitting to watch the game

by Joe tarantino June 4, 2011

one-sitted

The act of having completed a video game, book or other task from start to finish in one sit, without interruption

Person 1: This morning, I one-sitted FFVII !
Person 2: ...

by SnoopDop June 23, 2009