shloozed

An altered state of mind due to consuming to much alcohol

I was a bit shloozed last night.

by Stubucky December 17, 2013

Shloupy

A nickname or someone who is extremely intelligent and knows how to put stuff on the internet dictionary.

Shut up, Shloupy!!

by Davebillybob October 10, 2015

shlop salad

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.

When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.

by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016

Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016

Shmoop

A person who has anal sex but then procides to suck the penis that was just in their own ass

Look at the shmoop ass niggah

by Therealdicksucker April 17, 2017

shlooketh

you're shook or shocked but you're still looking.

shlooketh bish, im shlooketh

by bernard schotz schotz schotz August 18, 2017

Shdoopid

It's the same as "Stupid" but is 20% cooler

What's a spoon?
Wow, you really are shdoopid.

by Quicksand Boy January 22, 2018