Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021

Shlong

A shlong is a penis

My boyfriend has a really big shlong

by Doggereywg July 13, 2020

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018

Shlong

A shlong is a boner the will not go away and is there for eternal life

Oh dude he has a shlong!!

by Slayinchrome May 22, 2021

shlong

slang for penis

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.

by longschlong_1 September 29, 2022

Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.

Darren has a Magnum Shlong

by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021

Shlong

A kids way of saying “penis.”

Woah Sheniqua! Look at the shlong on that guy

by Alexis Texas yee yee July 11, 2019