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Shit no

1) A political campaign slogan encouraging a NO vote on SHIT.
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)

2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"
1)
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"

2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the Shit nomug.

the shit

1) (adj) Anything that kicks ass.

NOTE: Not to be confused with "shit" which is a derrogatory term meaning something entirely different.
The new South Park episode was the shit!
by fraghappy November 6, 2003
mugGet the the shitmug.

the shit

When a specific person believes they're the best at everything (sports, video games, their car, getting girls, etc.) and everybody loves them.
Primary Example: *Ford Kineth Kemp*

Max Naifeh: "Damn Ford, you are so good at everything you do. I mean you car is the best when mines a piece of shit, you get girls all the time when all I do is drink and get fat, and you are so much more athletic than me. YOUR'RE THE SHIT FORD!!!

Ford: "Max, please for the last time, I already know all of this.

Jack Love: Ford can I maybe suck your dick?

Ford Kemp: No Jack, thats what you do for Zac Turner. I get super models remember?

Unnamed Girl: Hey Ford, what's up??

Ford Kemp: It's now or never baby!!
by Slap Dick 69!! November 24, 2009
mugGet the the shitmug.

Shit

AOL Explorer, Walmart Connect, and various other web browsers that are exactly the same.

Also, for AOL and WM Connect, see crap, worthless, doesn't work, too many insults to describe it.
Poo man: I'll be right back, got to take a AOL-style shit.
by Yep Nope September 25, 2005
mugGet the Shitmug.

shit!

the vocalization of something horrible or unplanned happening
as the man gets dumped his first thought is "shit!"
by steve dercy July 18, 2007
mugGet the shit!mug.

the shit

A slang term used by an American soldier in the Vietnam War. Ment to be the action of a battle.
by Mike G. May 5, 2004
mugGet the the shitmug.

NO SHIT

Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.
REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the NO SHITmug.

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