serial trivializer

Someone who likes to pass off the accomplishments/goals of others as overly simple or easily attainable despite being an unintelligent blowhard.

Steve: Did you hear? Nick got a job at that Fortune Five Hundred accounting firm.
John: Pfft, whatever. Nick ain't even smart, just got lucky. Besides, I could do that shit any day.
Steve: Dude, are you serious? You can't even spell 'because', you're living with your mom and trying to become a rapper. Bro you're a serial trivializer.

by JayzoM August 29, 2016

Serial Evictionist

A person who consistently gets evicted from their home due to irresponsible financial or social behavior.

This is the third time this year that Luke has been kicked out of an apartment O.T.B.! This guy is a serial evictionist.

by TDUBOFFICIAL February 1, 2017

Serial dog killer

Someone who's killed more than one dog.

She was the one who shot the dog when the guy she ordered to do it said he wouldn't do it. Since it wasn't her first time shooting a dog, that made her a serial dog killer.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Serial Bailer

Someone who consistently bails on their commitments.

-"is Dardan coming?"
-"Nah, he's a serial bailer. He'll just cancel last second as he always does"

by Bruderinlaw May 10, 2020

Serial Ostrich

An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals

you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????

by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020

Serial Ostrich

Serial Ostrich: An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals

YOU: What is a Serial Ostrich
ME: Basically a kangaroo but Ostrich
YOU: ???

by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020

Serial Chalker

An individual known to frequently portray their thoughts and beliefs on civil structures via the chalk method (usu white chalk).

The ideas known to motivate the serial chalker are the short span of survival of their artwork and slogans, the belief that this inherent quality does not qualify their offense as vandalism, and the ability of the method to target chalkings on random or targeted individuals.

John: Did you see that serial chalker feverishly scrambling to evade the law on Elm last night?

Greg: Must have missed it.

by jamm_tux December 21, 2012