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Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.
Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.
by delta1135 August 12, 2011
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Security Forces Leadership

The reason ACAB is a thing. Security Forces Leadership is known far and wide in The United States Air Force for being the worst type of people to deal with. Often abusing subordinates and their spouses alike. Always envoke article 31 anytime you speak with them
Person A: "That person stabbed me in the back. "
Person B: " Yeah, that's Security Forces Leadership"
by Disgruntled VCO December 9, 2023
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Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.
To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.
by 36368876 March 13, 2023
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Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.
Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.
by TottalyrealFacts May 23, 2018
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Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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Secure borders

Hym "It'll change where some of the crime happens and it prevents people from improving the quality of their lives. I mean, you think if you actually cared about hard work you'd consider how much harder it is to physically come here and provide for yourself than it is to get shit out of a pussyhole but, hey. Either way, secure borders DON'T save lives. Laken Riley would have just been a random Mexican girl you wouldn't have had to hear about instead. And THAT is what you care about."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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