Athletic Scissors

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
He be havin Athletic Scissors.
by Jonny Redneck February 17, 2020
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Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
by hoomin982 February 20, 2019
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Baby Scissors

Dull cutting tools that don’t fit you hands
Damn it why do we have to use baby scissors.
by Jetzke February 12, 2020
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Scissor Salad

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away
I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!
by Booty Camp 007 November 05, 2020
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Scissor Guard

Like a cock bock but for lesbians
hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over
by Masternonce69 June 14, 2018
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social scissors

When you want to cut someone from your life.
1: hey Mark has been really mean lately what should I do?
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors
by Poet2003 December 31, 2017
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blunt scissor

When two virgin girls on their period start scissoring.
Me and Big Booty Judy totally blunt scissored last night. Can't believe shes a virgin with them looks!

Didn't know we both used the same tampons
by BluntScissor.cum August 18, 2014
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