Schrödinger's Comedian

A comedian who acts like a jerk and based off people's reactions make a joke based off the act in a funny way.

A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag
"(Reading out a definition) Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted."
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"
by mayflooer August 22, 2023
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Schrödinger's Pussy

Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.
Did I fuck her? Or didn't I? Her box is like Schrödinger's Pussy on a qantum level.
by ^^!$#@ December 27, 2022
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Schrödingers pussy

When you dont know if a girl has a dick or pussy
by Ratney May 12, 2023
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Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 30, 2024
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Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus argue for its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 30, 2024
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Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.
That could be Schrödinger's VAT on your scribbled bill.
by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022
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Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.
I suspect that may be Schrödinger's VAT added to your scribbled bill.
by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022
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