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Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
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Schrödinger's Done

When a piece of software is considered complete until Karen from accounting comes up with some new stupid shit
Dave: Finally done with this horrible mess
Karen: Hey Dave, it would be great if we could add this feature no one asked for

Dave: Fucking Schrödinger's Done every god damn time
by nuggubuggu September 12, 2024
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Schrödinger's Microplastic

Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.
The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.
by fro99er October 17, 2024
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Schrödinger's Garbage

A piece of media—such as a movie, book, television series, or video game—characterized by such poor quality or ambiguous tone that it is difficult to discern whether it was created as a serious work or intended as a parody.
"I couldn't tell if that movie was meant to be a serious thriller or a spoof—it’s total Schrödinger's Garbage. Every scene leaves you wondering if the bad acting and bizarre plot twists were intentional or just a sign of terrible filmmaking."
by normalmaximo November 10, 2024
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Schrödinger’s doucebag

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today
by 05-13 November 25, 2024
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Schrödinger

Girl (12 years old): Holy guacamole I have never seen a schrödinger before!
Me (43 years old): Yes I know and it's still fresh even though I'm 43
Girl (12 years old): Isn't that a bit weird that you're 43 and im 12?
Me (43 years old): No? There's nothing weird about it; I'll come over to your house tommorow, just make sure your parents aren't home.
Girl (12 years old): Okay, hehe.
Me (43 years old): Can't wait to have SOOOOO much fun.
by theblueytimes November 26, 2024
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Schrödinger’s Prairiedogger

The theoretical possibility of a man holding in a shit urgently busting into the public bathroom while someone decided to piss in the toilet and possibly soiling himself, and the eternal guilt the individual will experience if this highly unlikely event happens.
“i piss in the toilet stall sometimes
how could you what about Schrödinger’s prairiedogger"
by I’m Not Black. July 16, 2025
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