Someone who talks about wanting to date a goth girl but is actually referring to egirls. Usually acts disgusted when seeing actual goths
He always talks about wanting to date goth girls until the girl is actually goth. He totally has a Schrödingers Goth Complex
by ChickenScrxtch82 May 19, 2023
Get the Schrödingers Goth Complexmug. When an attractive person’s age is unknown but probably 17 or 18, they can be referred to as Schrödinger's 17. This means they’re assumed to be simultaneously underage and of age, and that for the sake of safety one should round down and not flirt with them just to be safe.
Schrödinger's 17 is particularly a problem for seniors in high school and freshman in college because that is the confusing turning point where teens go from being an underaged minor to being a legal adult.
Schrödinger's 17 is particularly a problem for seniors in high school and freshman in college because that is the confusing turning point where teens go from being an underaged minor to being a legal adult.
“Idk man she’s really pretty but I don’t wanna flirt with her until I’m sure she’s old enough. I’m not tryna catch a case.”
“Classic Schrödinger's 17.”
“Classic Schrödinger's 17.”
by Slippery_Penguin467 November 18, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's 17mug. by MF Star Boy May 23, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Whoremug. When you make an Argument but information contained within said argument is Unconfirmed by the creators of the topic.
Guy 1: "IT'S A GIRL"
Guy 2: "NO IT'S A GUY YOU FUCKFACE"
Both Guy 1 and 2: *Incoherent yelling and Swearing*
Guy 3: "What are they arguing about?"
Guy 4: "Whether the Cat Human thing in a new anime is a guy or girl"
Guy 5: "A real Schrödinger's Argument, eh"
Guy 2: "NO IT'S A GUY YOU FUCKFACE"
Both Guy 1 and 2: *Incoherent yelling and Swearing*
Guy 3: "What are they arguing about?"
Guy 4: "Whether the Cat Human thing in a new anime is a guy or girl"
Guy 5: "A real Schrödinger's Argument, eh"
by N.A.R.B. Enthusiast November 26, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Argumentmug. Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023
Get the Schrödingers Girlfriendmug. The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.
Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
by Ant On A Dog August 1, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Autismmug. The very man who is class representative, the class No1 slave, the Batman who disappears with shadows/completely/, the true shadow warrior of 11IB-3 Co26, with utmost prowess in being Temowglie's most trusted enslaved black bastard son
The Schrödinger's guy says:"Temowglie, my lord and savior, your homework has been fulfilled to its content with thy name as the creator and originator by the administration of Moor Community of Niggaismic loyalty"
by Random Moor March 13, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Guymug.