A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond
It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
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Girl (12 years old): Holy guacamole I have never seen a schrödinger before!
Me (43 years old): Yes I know and it's still fresh even though I'm 43
Girl (12 years old): Isn't that a bit weird that you're 43 and im 12?
Me (43 years old): No? There's nothing weird about it; I'll come over to your house tommorow, just make sure your parents aren't home.
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Girl (12 years old): Okay, hehe.
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