A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.
By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!
by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025
Get the Patong Schlongmug. by himama November 26, 2019
Get the schlongmug. Another word for a penis
by Fadgy December 9, 2020
Get the Ding dong schlongmug. 
The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
Get the Master of the drunken schlongmug. When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023
Get the Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizermug.