Skip to main content

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!
by biffduncan August 3, 2021
mugGet the Scaring a squid mug.

scareful

varying from its root careful as being caused more from an emotion of fear or being scared
Her text message to him was scarefully constructed when she received his carefully worded divorce proposal.
by 10me August 4, 2013
mugGet the scareful mug.

Scared Leopard

The scared Leopard hides in Bondi taunting the tough Novocastrian pilchard. When invited for a box, always hides in the tree..
Jesus your such a scared leopard, come down for a box
by pilchard September 7, 2013
mugGet the Scared Leopard mug.

Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.
I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.
by funnie03 March 17, 2012
mugGet the Zombie Scare mug.

scared to hit

by Maquoia June 30, 2023
mugGet the scared to hit mug.

Country Scared

When your out in the country and you realize if something happened and you called for help no one would hear it.
"Man we was out in the sticks past thorn hill so far I started to get country scared"
by Rural Bender Ray January 16, 2023
mugGet the Country Scared mug.

Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.
by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023
mugGet the Scared Shitless mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email