shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021

Shlong

A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)

Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”

by hallejamesx March 8, 2019

Shlong

A name for a long male sexual organ

My shlong is hurting from yesterday

by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020

Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar

Dylan long shlong has a massive shlong

by UGKDylan October 15, 2020

Shlong

A part of a male body which is a penis

I eat shlong

by I eat butt June 4, 2021

Shlong

A word that refers to your large juicy penis.

" Hey baby you wanna suck this shlong?"

by captain_autismo June 15, 2017

shlong noggin

Another word for Dickhead

'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'

by Bigmac2121 December 1, 2021