Riot Moment

When a game dev/ company fucks up a update to balance something.

Person 1: Bro, Epic games increased the fire rate of the pump. As if it wasnt oppresive enough.
Person 2: That's a certified Riot Moment.

by DoubleDickDan May 13, 2022

Riot

Riot is a guy who’s got really bad anger issues and has and addiction to milfs and a huge cock and makes hella bands

Dude look at riot why is he so mad

by Ctgriot17 December 10, 2021

Inciting riots

Something Wendy Mildred Susan Maki never does in her documentted smear campaign affecting Knightley king William Granger

[e-mail] has never been charged with inciting riots?

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Riot

A group of Malshi dogs (mix breed of Maltese and Shih-tzu) on the loose. Usually uncontrollable and dangerous.

I was gonna go for a hike but I heard there’s a riot of Malshi’s loose. Until they corral it safer to stay home

by Leont21 September 26, 2021

Riot

The most badass name out there. If your name is riot, ur cool. Very swaggy. And REALLY hot. They make great best friends. However if you piss off a riot, they Will not hesitate to put you in an air fryer and have you for dinner. Riot It’s great when it comes to comforting people. Most riots are either a Aquarius or a Sagittarius. They are warm for no reason at all. They are not popular, but they still try to fit in. If you are friends with a riot, you are a very lucky person. Because it’s a very rare name, even if it’s not their birth name. they always like to start riots everywhere, they will pick an argument with every single human they see. but that’s just them. it’s their personality. riots usually tend to have the best hoodies, they are really swag

Riot: fuck you
???: i fucked ur mom
Riot: ur moms a dude
???: uh oh

by Just.a.slice.of.toast. July 31, 2021

The Riot Shield

A sexual position involving cunnilingus or analingus where the giving person starts on their knees, and proceeds to stand up straight while their partner’s legs are still over their shoulders, lifting them higher against the wall.

I gave Casey The Riot Shield last night, lifted her right against the wall!

by Maasofaaliik_Al August 2, 2021

pro-riot

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) certainly should not be relied upon. Asked about his campaign hawking mugs featuring the photo of him pumping his fist in solidarity with the Jan. 6 crowd outside the Capitol, Hawley told HuffPost’s Arthur Delaney: “It is not a pro-riot mug.”

Meet the Urban Dictionary pro-riot mug. It’s 11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess. Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Safe for microwaves and dishwashers.

by Not Arthur Schopenhauer February 16, 2022