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Razor Wyre

An incredibly sexy person. Listens to the best music ever. Wanted to be crowned king of the world by most.
by Razor Wyre December 15, 2003
mugGet the Razor Wyremug.

Razor Jimbob

A medieval word used to describe someone very poor and relied on archery to make his way through the world. Although, no matter how much it tried, it always failed in life. The use there high obesity to their advantage by suffocating people. They do whatever they can to protect their village, despite how poor, weak and pathetic they are. They have also been known to be "Owned" by Raloos.
"Hah matey', Look at 'em Razor Jimbobs begging!"
by Saloo January 20, 2008
mugGet the Razor Jimbobmug.

Cockam's Razor

States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.
He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.
by Hym Iam November 29, 2020
mugGet the Cockam's Razormug.

Razor

The best person in the Edros Region. A lot of people know him and like him. Including me. He's an absolute gangster.
P1: Razor is a G.
P2: I totally agree.
by FrostyBYT August 28, 2022
mugGet the Razormug.

razor poop

When your poops so dense and there's a lot of it, when it passes through your anal canal and gives you a slight sensation of razor burn.
Holy moly, grandmother's chicken pot pie just loaded me up with razor poop.
by Squirtle yum yum November 22, 2016
mugGet the razor poopmug.

razor seeded

Bro, let's get razor seeded this weekend
by 058satan January 27, 2015
mugGet the razor seededmug.

Mackey’s Razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by derangement.
Bob: I keep hearing about MacKey’s Razor, but I don't know what it is.
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.

MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!
by DilleyDilleyDilley February 6, 2024
mugGet the Mackey’s Razormug.

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