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hand raiser

Annoying person, usually completely socially inept who can not, for the absolute life of them, keep their damn hands down in class. Usually ends in a hatred for that person.
These folk take up precious time and neurons. A detriment to society in general.
End of class is nearing.....
Prof: So "extremely simple concept, summarized in a simple, straight-forward fasion" --What Hank?

Hand raiser Hank: Well, do you actually mean "Reiteration of simple concept, repeated backverbatim , but with an emphasis at end of statement signifying a question"

Prof: Umm, yeah, thats it.

Class: Shut the FUCK UP! Keep your fuckig hand down in Lecture, No One Cares.

A mob ensues.....
by -Ren- December 13, 2008
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raised

to be high off of marijuana; to be baked, stoned, or ripped.
"shit, im so raised right now"
by mary janeee August 19, 2007
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Ramses II

Ramses II is most known as the pharaoh who built the space shuttle, however, recent discoveries have shown that he worked part time as the 43th president of the USA. Born in a deep cave in the desert, his life as a child was really boring because he had no one to talk to. At the age of 11 he developed superpowers and started building pyramids all over the place. This annoyed very much the inhabitants of the Nile region because he didn't have the required environmental permissions, and even more because he used up all the rocks and they had to build their houses from camel manure and dried lizards.

Making the Space Shuttle

Depressed by the lack of support by his own people, he decided to build an enormous rocket and go to the moon in search of happyness. He soon developed the space shuttle program. But then fell in love with a bearded woman, lost interest in the space program, and sold the rights to the shuttle to a small American company called NASA. He married the bearded woman, only to find that she was really a nigerian scammer called Bill Gates in disguise.

Finestrism

They founded a new religion, Finestrism, or the irrational belief that one can accomplish any task using windows. Their beginnings were very hard, as most of their followers didn't understand well the message and kept jumping through the window in hope of achieving enlightment, ethernal life or solitaire. But they eventually made a lot of money fixing clepsydras for the Year00 bug that had been discovered in windows95BC.

Ramses II died of the rabies in 1998 when he couldn't turn off the office helper. His body was mummified in the hope that the advances in medicine of the future will someday make him live again. His disconsolate widow low-level formatted his hard drive and installed XP.
Ramses II... lmao... funny huh?
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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raise a gallop

To engage in sexual intercourse, to fuck, to root.

See: "Hide the salami"
"A few times a week is more than I EVER get anymore Dude...
think yourself lucky- I raise a gallop once or twice a week, tops!
by Sir Bundy April 24, 2006
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Raydelle

Considered to be the best Mom type in the world. Considerate, selfless, and genuine. Loves to take tea. A true gem and lucky if you are her kids, inlaws, or especially lucky enough to call her Grandma!
"How many more days till Grandma (Raydelle) comes? Can we go to Toys 'R Us?"
by loveddaughter February 5, 2010
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Raydean

The most amazing, brilliant, gorgeous, caring, adorable, dork you will ever know. Not only is she kind and understanding but she doesn't mind admitting when she's wrong, Raydean can tend to be hard on herself but it's only cause she cares. Seeing her smile fills you with joy and makes your heart race, her adorable laugh reminds how lucky you are to have her around, her eyes are as beautiful as watching a million stars pass threw the sky. If you know her treat her kindly with patience, an open mind, and most of all respect. Raydean is a dork who will always make you smile if you treat her right.
it blows my mind how smart and beautiful Raydean is.
by tinybug09 September 6, 2020
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raisel

raisel is the sexiest lady on heart who is so smart and kind. she will always pay for you
raisel is such a cutie
by …….. June 11, 2021
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