own a plantation of raisin trees

milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.

by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019

you ain't got no raisins

A phrase used to say someone is acting as if they had no one to raise them. Someone who is acting aloof.
When you are out of dried grapes.

"Little boy, you ain't got no raisins, do you?"

by Kik: Uselessasset December 27, 2016

raisin cream pie

An old guy giving someone a cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins

That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

Raisining

(Verb) The shriveling up of ones testicles, commonly seen when in cold environments, or in fright.
Past tense: raisined
Present/Future tense: raisining

The man was raisining when he stepped into the harsh, cold winter.

by Lerm0930 June 15, 2024

Raisin bran

One person throws up on another's butt and he poops a raisin textured poop on his chest.

She gave me a raisin bran last night.

by Thegamerblocky May 29, 2023

two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

Meat raisin

When you don’t have enough sex and your clit dries up and falls off

I haven’t had sex in so long my clit fell off and my cat ate the little meat raisin

by @huntex2403 April 12, 2022