own a plantation of raisin trees

milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.

by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019

you ain't got no raisins

A phrase used to say someone is acting as if they had no one to raise them. Someone who is acting aloof.
When you are out of dried grapes.

"Little boy, you ain't got no raisins, do you?"

by Kik: Uselessasset December 27, 2016

stealing raisins

The act of not wearing a brazier in public

I was down at the 7-11 and there was an old woman in there stealing raisins.

by Bluegrass Bandit October 22, 2019

Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019

Olive raisin

A pitifully attempt at an olive branch: a meaningless gesture of peace.

My parents "apologized" for my childhood abuse, but then explained why it was all my fault. They threw me an olive raisin.

by Wifflepuff May 23, 2021

Borderline Raisin

1. Almost entirely evil and/or undesirable.

2. Refers to a grape which rotten or shriveled almost to the point of raisnry

Priscilla is so mean, she is borderline raisin.

by rasinators December 12, 2013

to raisin

When one feels so uncomfortable in a situation that they begin to crinkle up, similar to that of a grape transforming into a raisin.

"Bro, when I saw Jessica yesterday after sleeping with her best friend, I felt so awkward that I started to raisin"

"I fell down a whole flight of stairs, and I felt so embarrassed that I crinkled up into a raisin right then and there"

by chirp_577 December 6, 2017